Who wants to do my presentation for me tomorrow? Imma gonna cry. 

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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dingdongyouarewrong:

'suicide is illegal because its against the law to destroy government property' just shut up. just shut the. shut the fuck up. shut 

Some creepy random dude just catcalled me and grabbed me when I was at the bus stop. Not okay, and now I’m on the bus but shaken up.

heyitspj:

im not religious, but if you’re out there, kanye

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I remember when I first got to uni I thought that ‘double spacing’ meant two spaces in between each word.