#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
Asshole of the Day for May 20, 2013: Mark Obenshain
The Virginia GOP is lining up an all-asshole lineup for this year’s elections. At the top of the ticket, for governor they’ve got Ken Cuccinelli, who still wants to jail people for sodomy even though the Supreme Court says he can’t.
Then in the lt. lovernor spot they’ve got E.W. Jackson, who compares Planned Parenthood to the KKK.
But it’s their candidate for attorney general, Virginia state Sen. Mark Obenshain, that stands out today. He has proposed a law requiring women to report miscarriages to the police within 24 hours. There’s no law against miscarriages, so he just wants police to make sure women feel bad enough about it.
So much for GOP outreach!
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Today, at work I was serving a customer who was using eftpos to pay. Usually I would say something along the lines of “swipe away” or “go ahead”, but today I decided to combine the two and say “go away”.
The worst part: this is the second time this has happened.
Well done, Hannah. All the awards 4 u xx
Gold star for you Baby.
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
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I think this will always be my favorite gifset on tumblr
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You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
Yooooooooooooooooooo!
Shit that was uncanny!
mind = blown
does he know how clever he’s just been?………..
that person is a lost cause, their entire blog consists of bashing feminists because they think women aren’t oppressed, just weak.
they’re angry at the typical crap that actually just goes back to patriarchy, so wtvr wtvr.LMAOOOOO OH MY GOD THE IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This shit is like magic.
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Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
This right here is exactly why I fucking adore this man.
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