Name: Alex
Gender: Male
Height: 5’6”
Orientation: Straight probably
Age: 19
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Smoking?: No
Drinking?: Occasionally
Drugs?: No
Job: Grocery Store Cashier
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: Queen
Siblings: An older brother and sister
Tattoos?: No
Favorite Book?: Paper Towns by John Green
Perfect Date: Order breakfast food at a diner for dinner and then maybe go for a walk?
Hobbies: Video Games and Reading
Why should I pick you?: You probably shouldn’t?
Why do you even want to date me?: I fail to see the difference from the last question? But i mean i probably at least a little cool?

You sound very lovely, and had I not got a partner, I’d deffos consider you an option :) 

Okay, okay, I’m getting off now. Thank you anons for cajoling me into being productive. 

Anonymous:
Get to it real quick!! do a few exercises then get through it. you'll have time to enjoy tumblr later!

I think I’ll start now and then go on a reward walk with the dog later. Something to look forward to as I struggle my way through the NZ legislative system. 

Anonymous:
Just spring yourself into action. Log off the social media sites, wash your face off, and just go straight for it. You can do it!

Washing my face does sound appealing. Good advice!

Anonymous:
Think about all the time you'll have when you're done!

Time for all my other assignments…yay for entering into finals month. But on the brightside…MORE TIME FOR CROCHET :D

Anonymous:
Just log off the net and take your time. If you do it well, you'll get a good grade!

I suppose you’re probably right. But dammit this assignment is so shit. :( 

Anonymous:
DO YOUR ASSIGNMENT OR YOU'LL GET AN F AND F'S AREN'T THAT GREAT WHEN YOU NEED TO PASS THE CLASS TO PASS THE GRADE AND GET TO COLLEGE YOUNG PADAWAN

Yes Yoda… 

Can someone motivate me please.

I need to be poked/threatened into doing this assignment. Send help. 

I kinda don’t care what the reasoning is, cheating isn’t okay. 

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

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I boiled the kettle and my brother walked in a called shotgun. So after he made his tea I picked it up and poured it out, then calmly made my tea. In retaliation for my well deserved destruction of his tea , he threw a cup of water at me, so I did the same. We are now both soaking wet, sitting at the table in silence acting like nothing happened. 

Ah siblings. 

jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

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"I need a hug or an orgasm."

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would be very appreciated

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